Reblog this is you would listen to someone who was suicidal, depressed, anorexic, trans, gay, anything and anyone’s problems.
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Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
make them see this
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- Teacher: use harassment in a sentence
- Student: I was in love with this girl and harassment a lot to me
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- Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
- People: What if they’re gay?
- Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
lets just take a moment to realize that the apple is half eaten.
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- mom: *gets into car*
- me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*
…
yes.lawlz
I bet you guys can’t guess…
heheheeeee
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JESUS CHRIST OKAY SO
THESE BANANAS HAVE BEEN AT MY GRANDMAS FOR THREE MONTHS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU LEAVE BANANAS OUT FOR THREE MONTHS THEY SHRIVEL UP AND TURN BLACK I CANT TAKE THIS
MITCH
Why are the bananas on a bed?
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Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.
OH MY GOD WHAT
REBLOG. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
IM CRY
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oh god he’s at it again
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